A third-string player, Solid Junior ends up the whipping boy for every big player in the game. Solid Junior snorts or smokes any profit he makes, and most of his profit he earns by stealing from the big boys and enduring a beating when they find out.

Theoretically, Solid Junior is dead. We'll see.

Wears: Soiled t-shirt. Soiled jeans.
Drinks: Keystone, whatever's free.
Zodiac: Virgo, sign of the helpless doof.
Defining Moment: Getting waxed in Soft.
Theme Music: Pretty Fly