February 1999
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The Bad Lieutenant Philosophy |
| SuperBad and the Bad Mother are Bad in every respect. Nonetheless, there's enough Badness to go around in this crazy, mixed up world. So with pride, or the closest thing we can muster being this gaddam drunk, we present a list of the other truly Bad Fuckers in the world |
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| Got an idea for a Bad Lieutenant? I bet it's not a GOOD idea. Nonetheless, send it to us here. |
| Storytime |
| Cast of Characters |
| Hooch |
| Wheels |
| Resolutions |
| Bad Lieutenants |
| Instigator Harvey Keitel |
| Comic |
| 87 cents |
Anal Pus Bubble
This Month's Bad Lieutenant: This is our man. This is Greg, the Instigator, a noble spirit in a goat-pimp's body. Sleazy like Huggy Bear - a wretched, vengeful porn-addicted rabble-rouser .... basically our kind of guy. But he had it where it counted - in the cajones. When Greg saw something wrong being done, he fought it - not for the sake of Pride, but because he was just the kinda guy who couldn't stand to see something WRONG being done. We admired him for that. Also we admired him because he could swing the plumber's peepshow like a madman. To Greg, our buddy. (Is Greg dead, you ask? No, he's alive and kicking ... alive and kicking people in the groin, probably. But he was wronged and now he's gone, and we miss him) |
