SuperBad is one sappy bitch. He is always on time with my birthday card and Christmas gift. I am surprised he doesn't get me chocolates on valentines or something silly like that. He knows I would hit him so hard that his kid would have a cleft in it's chin if he got me anything other than Jack Daniels though. Ok, well since SuperBad has his gun to my head, I am suddenly full of New Years Resolutions.

k-chk "What's that SuperBad?","10 resolutions and you will give me back my bottle, fucking ass……"

1. I resolve to finish the full bottle of Jack Daniels before starting another.
2. I resolve to eat more Puss-ay
3. I resolve to start telling everyone how SuperBad masturbates himself to sleep every - SMACK - "OUCH"
4. I resolve to be more like Harvey Keitel whenever I am on the set of any movie.
5. I resolve to drink Jack Daniels
6. I resolve to stop screwing some of Superbad's bitches - SMACK - "OUCH"
7. I resolve to stop screwing ALL of Superbad's bitches
8. I resolve to no longer be sober
9. I resolve to shoot any asshole that SuperBad gives a count of 10 to
10. I resolve to fuck more women and drink more Jack Daniels in the first month this year than I did for all of the months last year

Ok that's all, SuperBad has given me my bottle back and I am off for some much needed drinking and maybe a few minutes of sleep. Happy Fucking New Years, Bitches

Bad Mother Fucker